August 5, 2014 by Zerub Roberts
1. You use only 10% of your brain – No you don’t. You’d be a total retard if you did.
2. Swallowing your bubblegum could kill you – No, try it. Seriously.
3. Humans have 5 senses – Umm.. No. They have a lot! Equilibrioception, nociception, proprioception, thermoception.. it goes on.
4. There are 7 people who look like you – Seriously? Where do people come up with this stuff?
5. Bats are blind – No, they have perfectly good eyes! They are just as blind as your are deaf.
6. Goldfish have 3 second memory – Again, a goldfish has a decent memory. You know who has a 3 second memory? Your grandpa.
7. Drink 8 glasses of water everyday – No. Drink if you’re thirsty.
8. Evolution teaches that man came from apes – No, both man and ape had a common ancestor.
PS – You ARE an ape, right now.
9. You can see the great wall of China from space – Yeah! if you used a friggin telescope.
10. Ostriches stick their heads in sand to hide from their enemies – No. Seriously? You think their tiny head is the only thing their enemies use to recognize? Not to mention that their gaint friggin asses are fully exposed?